Machete Kills is the sequel to 2010's Machete, Robert Rodriguez's B movie that expanded upon a fake trailer from Tarantino collaboration Grindhouse. Danny Trejo stars as former Mexican Federale Machete, chosen by the U.S. President (Charlie Sheen) to take down a mad arms dealer (Mel Gibson). It features a diverse group of personalities including Lady Gaga, Cuba Gooding Jr., Antonio Banderas, and Sofia Vergara, along with the returning Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez. Vergara's impractical guns are evidence that this will be as over the top as the previous film and Planet Terror. Machete kills audiences on September 13, 2013. I'm more interested in the director's other 2013 movie, the sequel to 2005's Sin City that finally releases in October.